How to Survive the Megabus

Ohhhhh the Megabus. Your low-cost effective way to get from one city to another. While the saying goes “It’ll get you from point-A to point-B” is true for the Megabus, you’re sacrificing a bit more then just a cheap ride.

I have taken the Megabus over a dozen times, all of which to Chicago or to one of the three Michigan stops. I believe that I am qualified to put together the Megabus Survival Guide, so buckle up.

Time Management: As a frequent Megabus(er) I can tell you to book on odd work days (Monday-Thursday). I know you don’t want to take a vacation day on Friday but trust me- your price will be cheaper and you will most likely get a seat row to yourself (major key). Be there early and do not expect to be at the destination on time, that is a luxury.

Noise Cancelling Headphones: I pretty much just needed to bold those words to make that point. My last ride included a large man talking to his “boo” on speaker phone about getting arrested for about 45 minutes, use/invest in noise-cancelling headphones.

Travel Light: While sometimes unavoidable, try to only bring a backpack. If you only have a backpack you do not need to load it with the rest of the luggage before, this is the biggest hack there is. If one does not have to wait to load luggage, they shoot to the front of the line and get first dibs on which seat to take (my suggestion is up top). Wear a light sweater just in case the temperature isn’t comfortable.

Break Rules: Upon traveling back from Europe I brought two suitcases to load up (which is against the rules) and I recently fit a bottle of wine in a sports water bottle (alcohol is not allowed). That being said I reaped the benefits of both giving me a richer experience but don’t get caught!

Remember Windows Reflect: This one is a good one to remember. I have read countless conversations via window reflection of passengers in front of me, I even saw a guy watching porn at one point. While entertainment value is nice on a long trip, remember that your phone will project the same image so face the other way if possible.

Don’t Trust the Bus: Wifi, don’t rely on it. My suggestion is to download some podcasts, offline playlists and some movies pre-ride. I am a big fan of long-form podcasts so I binged the Joe Rogan Experience on my ride. For droid users I use the app Podcast Addict. Spotify Premium offers a function to download a playlist so you can listen without using data. Lastly, you should know how to download a movie and most Blue Ray’s come with a digital copy to upload to your computer. Outlets also tend not to work so when you get first choice at seats make sure the orange light is lit on your power outlet.

Acceptance: For some of you, you know what you may or may not be getting yourself into, so be prepared and accept a what may prove to be anything but a smooth ride. The beauty of the Megabus is it’s low price, anyone can buy a ticket! But that is also its disadvantage, anyone can afford a $5 ticket, anyone. To be 100 percent honest with you (my readers) one of my favorite activities is reading reviews of some Megabus experiences. Without further ado:

Pavan ( “(The) Bus from White Marsh arrived at time but the scroller on the bus read Chicago/Cleveland so I stayed in my car waiting for my bus… The idiot driver never changed the scroller. This bus left at 6.35 pm. Again, the moron driver never changed the sign on the bus so I assumed that my bus was late… When I called they informed me that the bus that left at 6.35 was in fact the bus to Phila! I was at the stop 15 min. before the time and missed the bus due to the imbecile driving the bus… I want my money back. Megabus belongs needs to reimburse me for their stupid crew’s mistake which lead to me missing the right bus! How can I give Megabus minus stars!”

Penny ( “Yes Megabus! I understand it’s not your fault car service broke down, but the least they could have done is honor the already purchase ticket for the next day!!!! IT’S A MONEY MAKING BUSINESS AND THERE’S NO HUMANITY OR HONOR IN THIS BUS COMPANY.”

Starr ( “If you were on this bus please join me in filing a civil suit or signing a petition to get a full refund. I will never do business with Megabus again. From here on out we will be flying. Thank you for nothing Megabus!”

Shannon ( “Do not waste your money. Seek other options. Cheap, yes, but it will happen to you eventually. For the sake of your sanity and wallet, I repeat: STAY AWAY FROM MEGABUS.

Very unfortunate.
One star for the drivers. They are nice.”

Jamie ( “We arrived to the stop at 7:31 for a 7:30 bus. I know we were late but the bus was stopped at the light. We waved the bus down and the bitch refused to let us on. Why are you so mean megabus? Hate you.”

Cal ( “1/2 star rating not 1 maybe it was just that particular bus

I have three words for you!  Take The Train!!!!!!  This is by far the absolute worst travel experience I have ever had And I travel A LOT.

The ONLY two things good about this stupid service is it left on time, we arrived safely and it was actually early. That’s all!!! With ZERO comfort the whole way

Where do I begin?

I have one word to describe this experience.


This entire bus slightly smells like a combo of bad breath, body odor and cigarettes

Bus is very very stuffy

Employees incredibly rude

The woman next to me was totally obnoxious, loud and I almost told her to watch her mouth since she was soooo casually swearing

kids next to me were listen to their headphones sooooo loud in the dead of the night you could hear the song and it’s was the same techno house music song for like 7 hours of a 9.5 hour commute It sounded like someone’s cell phone alarm clock going off for all that time

None of the electrical outlets conveniently located right in front of you to charge your mobile device worked

The damn bus was leaking water from the windows from the travel in the rain

Trust me on this!!! Pay the extra $35 and take the train!!”

Joseph ( “(and we won’t even get into the fact that someone was smoking on the bus)”

Final Thoughts: Keep in mind when people take time to review a service, it’s usually because they had a terrible experience, so take the reviews with a grain of salt. In all my experiences on the bus I have had an overall fine time. Nothing too crazy to report so stick to the tips and feel free to comment your Megabus hacks!


My Top Stress Relief Exercises (With detailed reasoning)

In many people’s lives they can really back one thing they believe in, whether it be gender equality, racial justice, bullying or something as light as 30-hour work weeks (hurray!). For me, I believe in mental health. I think many issues in the United States of America are pushed under the “crazy” categorization when really it’s in its roots, a mental health issue. Without getting too deep into the mental health issue, these next bullets are how I stay mentally healthy by limiting and managing stress and why I believe they work.



With no doubt (music pun) in my mind everyone finds stress relief with music whether they know it or not. As I am writing this listicle, I am listening to purposeful music to help me focus. The music I listen to for stress relief is hard to slap a genre on but here’s a try: Trance/Ambient/mello-electronica (really easy to remember). I don’t like a lot of words/lyrics in the music I use to calm me. I use the music to take me out of the world or even to a specific location. Throughout four years I have compiled a playlist of all the songs and sounds I find to get me to that place. The list is loaded with the likes of Tycho, Crystal Castles and Emancipator.

Color Therapy:

I believe (no idea if there is science to back it) that associating myself with a certain color when a specific feeling is desired helps me feel that way. For example, I think the color purple helps me feel mentally unburdened and stress free. Whenever I try to calm myself I use purple lights to create an ambient environment for my head. My Tumblr is decorated with many posts using this glow, or ambience. I follow many blogs dedicated to the exact thing. Every time I turn those lights on, I know it’s time to relax.


Meditation can be what a person wants it to be, in my opinion. What I mean by that rudimentary sentence is that meditation is not limited to guided, or breathe awareness exercises. My meditation is a combination of points above. To feel fully aware of myself on this earth and to completely be in the moment, I use my lights, listen to my playlist and many times burn incense. I need to constantly remind my brain why these element are being presented and it now is automatic to the feeling I am trying to achieve. I believe in my meditation I have almost every sense stimulated (except taste) in a manner that I know gets me where I need to be. I encourage everyone to try many techniques, each person is different and  reach awareness differently, that’s the beauty of meditation!


I have always been an athlete but the beauty of exercise is that anyone can do it no matter your athleticism. Ever since I ended my competitive sports career I have focused on lifting weights and bettering my running times. In doing so I found that nothing else matters to me in those moments. In the eight months of my consistent exercise I found that adding weights I can lift, cutting down seconds on my running times and seeing results stimulate my mind in a very specific way. While it is difficult to pinpoint the epicenter of this feeling, I think that it’s possibly because I get to focus on my body and my health solely for that hour or two, there’s something beautiful in that. A bi-product of the focus on my health and exercise is the awareness of my diet. I have been able to focus on what my body needs not only physically but nutritionally.


While probably hyper-specific to me, I find riding very soothing. Funny enough I don’t like listening to music while riding. The sounds, sights and monotony of my wheels hitting the cracks in the sidewalk makes for a nice break from this crazy world. Don’t worry I can’t do any tricks at all besides acting like when I fell down it didn’t hurt. Not too much skill required to longboard, try it out!pennyboardchi

Honorable Mention/Guilty Pleasure: Wine:

While I don’t condone alcohol consumption as a stress relief technique, it would be unfair to say that I don’t use it. Cabernet Sauvignon is my poison and although alcohol has some seriously detrimental effects, red wine has some benefits (AKA resveratrol- look it up!).